even more randomness.
someone posted this on facebook and said they found it on myspace. its funny cause things on here are actually true. im only posting the things that apply to me though there were more.
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you’re going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you’re crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk. (this is funny. although ive never done that before. i have walked down the aisles of albertsons though and just turned around and walked back.)
I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn’t work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ’s. We just figured it out. Today’s kids are soft.
There is a great need for sarcasm font. (a VERY great need)
Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.
Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron test is absolutely petrifying.
Whenever someone says “I’m not book smart, but I’m street smart”, all I hear is “I’m not real smart, but I’m imaginary smart”.
How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said?
I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers! (this just made me laugh)
While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it…thanks Mario Kart.(this made me laugh too. HAHAH i just played mario kart the other day)
MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.( i laughed at this one too..HAHA)
I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.
Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever. (HAHAHA.)
You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you’ve made up your mind that you just aren’t doing anything productive for the rest of the day.(that moment comes when im driving to work and i realize i really reallyy reallyy dont want to go)
There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.(HAHA)
I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to..
“Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means I will never wash this ever. (mmhmm.)
I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Darnit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What’d you do after I didn’t answer? Drop the phone and run away?
I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation,.. I always hate cyclists.
Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn’t know what do to with it.
I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.
It really pisses me off when I want to read a story on a website and the link takes me to a video instead of text.
